I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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