so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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