Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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