Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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