Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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