no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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