the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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