alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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