ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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