i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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