im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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