I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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