it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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