remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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