Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My room smells like vodka and shame
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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