you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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