I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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