i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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