how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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