is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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