he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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