whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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