This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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