They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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