Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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