Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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