NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize