also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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