Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
