Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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