i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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