I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
there was a trapeze. enough said
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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