we have officially lost it.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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