wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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