She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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