ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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