oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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