So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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