Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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