how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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