How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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