My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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