i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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