im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I have post one night stand depression
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