is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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