yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Pants are for mortals
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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