problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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