He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Pants are for mortals
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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