You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My pussy is not your playground.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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