i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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