you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
