What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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