I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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