Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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