Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I am available for nakedness
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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