I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I understand Curling. That high.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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