She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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